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Postoleh rombongan.kancil » Kam Jul 12, 2012 4:42 am

Kejadian ini terjadi di AS.. cekibrot...

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Seorang polisi menghentikan sebuah van yg berisi manula yg baru pulang dari rekreasi.. Kebetulan van ini dikendarai oleh seorang manula wanita..

Polisi : Ibu, di jalan tol ini anda harus berkendara minimal 50mph, kenapa anda berkendara lebih pelan??
Ibu : Pak polisi, saya banyak melihat tanda jalan yg bertulisakan 22 bukan 50.
Polisi : Oh, itu bukan tanda kecepatan minimal berkendara, tapi nama jalan tol di mana Ibu berada.
Ibu : Oh begitu, maaf saya tidak tahu. Terima kasih sudah memberitahu saya..

Kemudian pak polisi melihat-lihat ke bangku belakang. Dia melihat semua penumpang gemetaran dan sedang berdoa...

Polisi : Maaf Bu, kenapa dengan para penumpang di belakang?? Kelihatannya mereka ketakutan??
Ibu : Oh, kami baru saja keluar dari jalan tol 130..
Polisi : :shock:
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cuman becanda... maap kalu garink... :D
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Postoleh Xblack0 » Jum Jul 13, 2012 2:04 pm

lumayan lah gan :D
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Postoleh rombongan.kancil » Jum Jul 13, 2012 8:41 pm

Welcome to our new forum, SEnyum saLAm saPA...
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Postoleh BenjaminAhmad » Jum Jul 13, 2012 10:16 pm

lumayan gaan :D

tapi gak bisa kasih apa apa rate5 ama cendolnya juga gak ada :lol:
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Postoleh rombongan.kancil » Sab Jul 14, 2012 5:43 am

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Postoleh kloning » Kam Agt 02, 2012 2:18 pm

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Postoleh ò_ó » Kam Agt 02, 2012 5:47 pm

keren tuh nenek.. :D
komukna 11 12 kek gini kali ya..
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Postoleh Nyonya_yusron » Jum Agt 10, 2012 10:26 am

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postoleh hateisworthless » Sen Agt 27, 2012 2:23 pm

berarti pelannya waktu ada polisi...
pas ga ada doi ngebuuutt... :D
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Postoleh cienan » Sel Agt 28, 2012 8:35 pm

hahaha kocak abis gan, hahaha, kocak
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